The Top Ten Possible New Band Names
for Three Hour Tour

(in the wake of their bout with vertigo)

[courtesy of Carl Gibbs]

10.    The Outpatients
  9.    The Upchucks
  8.    The Barely Ambulatories 
  7.    The Dizzeezez
  6.    The Quarantines
  5.    The Cure (NOT)
  4.    The Hypochondriacs
  3.    Betty and the Bed-Pans
  2.    The Dizzeebabes

and the number 1 new band name:

1.      THE VERTIGALS!!!!!!!!

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